• Impromptu version of ‘The Beautiful Game’ in the Amazon Rainforest.

• Occasioned by unforeseen delay on way to Tambopata jungle lodge.

• Opposition was the National Park police.

• Skill, tactics & stamina in short supply. Laughs aplenty.

When you’re already sweating profusely and panting like an overweight St. Bernard, while simply sitting in the shade, a game of football is not highly recommended.